The Old Man Nod

I am a white American male who lives in the Pacific Northwest and whose ancestors came from Northern Europe. I wear plaid shirts. I am polite. I like mayonnaise. A lot. When I eat a cheeseburger, I am not eating American food; I am eating food. I listen to country and western music. Not as often as I eat mayonnaise, but often. There are lots of people like me where I live.