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Get Your Hand Off Your Dick, Billy

Get Your Hand Off Your Dick, Billy

There’s a reason they used to call personal development self-help

Nov 28

What Happens When You Fall Asleep on the Bus and the Driver Doesn’t Notice

What Happens When You Fall Asleep on the Bus and the Driver Doesn’t...

The horrors I’ve seen on public transportation in LA

Nov 25

Siri, Tongue Punch My Fart Box

Siri, Tongue Punch My Fart Box

The limitations of digital assistants

Nov 24

I'm the CGI Artist in Charge of Deleting Boners From Marvel Movies

I'm the CGI Artist in Charge of Deleting Boners From Marvel Movies

It is a hard job, but someone has to do it

Nov 20

Elon Musk Talks About Changes to Medium After His Buyout Offer

Elon Musk Talks About Changes to Medium After His Buyout Offer

Adjectives banned, new blue checkmarks, all satire must be clearly labeled (satire)

Nov 18

The Mitch Tweets Too

The Sad Truth About These Titles Nobody Wants to Hear

The Sad Truth About These Titles Nobody Wants to Hear

Titles I’m never going to use part III or part IV, IDK LOL

Nov 17

Your Town’s Local Weekly Reader’s Cannabis Issue

Your Town’s Local Weekly Reader’s Cannabis Issue

Special edition reviews the 6 legal weed dispensaries near your town

Oct 20

Wipe Your Shoes Before You Step Up

Wipe Your Shoes Before You Step Up

I’m done with humor pub circle jerks and ready for The Mitch

Oct 16

Oh, the Places Your Ass’ll Go!

Oh, the Places Your Ass’ll Go!

It was not artsy but rather a bit fartsy

Oct 15

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