Birthday parties, rape threats, and cocaine have a lot to do with what I’m talking about. — Remember when I did an article about why modern kids are not going to have as many birthday parties as you did? If not, don’t worry, I’ll link it below. However, I’ll also mention that a main theme in that article dealt with how kids were raised. When I was…

I saw a TikTok and I think it really is time I explain something young wannabe tradwives don’t get. — Ladies, have you noticed a strange trend online lately? I can’t help but notice how many young 20-year-olds are talking about their goal of being a #tradwife type. It’s been popping up on my feed quite a bit, which is weird considering I’m a pagan queer person who’s hardcore career-driven. …

He’s not your ‘twin flame.’ He’s a piece of crap. — “Oh, but he’s my twin flame,” said Cara*. I looked at the bruises on her wrist. Cara* was a close friend of mine at the time, and her boyfriend was my ex. And oh Lord, my ex was a covert narcissist with abusive behavior. Oddly enough, Cara and I met…

Sometimes, there’s no point in talking to people. — Fairly recently, I had a quasi-relative who was being an asshole. As most people know, I’m not a girl. I’m a neither. I am non-binary, gender non-conforming. And boy, my Republican-ass relative was not having it. I tried to explain to him that sex is not gender, and that gender…

If you weren’t there during the glory days, you (probably) shouldn’t bother. — Yep, this is the story of a side hustle that was grossly underwhelming for me.

While both genders can make these mistakes, they tend to be more glaringly obvious with men. — Let me tell you the story of a guy I know by the name of Charlie*. Charlie was about 40 years old by the time that I met him. He’s a friend of my relative’s, and honestly, he’s kind of a cool dude in his own right. While Charlie was…

I watched ‘God Forbid’ and realized I’m a pro at figuring out who’s banging who. — Did you watch God Forbid on Hulu yet? If you haven’t, oh my goodness, you need to. It’s a movie about the affair threesome that Evangelical godhead Jerry Falwell Jr. had with his wife and a pool boy — and it’s juicy AF. Aside from being a reminder of why…

Because taking a dick up the ass has become the new taboo standard. TW: sexual abuse/r*pe — Lately, I’ve been thinking about something I’ve experienced with many of the guys I’ve dated. It’s something I’m seeing discussed more and more among women, too. It’s the phenomenon I call “sex frisbees.” Sex frisbees are a sign of a person who shouldn’t be anywhere near the opposite sex. I’m…

I’m with stupid. Maybe. — I remember when I got that call from Marla* a while back. If you read my stories, you remember Marla being the ex of my ex who called to apologize to me about believing my ex’s lies. One thing that stood out quite a bit to me, looking back, that…